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The Attack of the Killer Bear

There were once two men traveling down a narrow road, hidden between many tree's. They heard a strange sound from beyond the tree's as he heard something moving. They looked around frantically, trying to find what was making the sound when they saw it!
A rather huge bear, with the whitest teeth staring straight at us on his hind leg's. One traveler thought it would be wise to climb up a tree, although it was rather small. The other figured it was pointless to even try to run, so he laid on the ground in front of this huge beast.
He was prepared to die, when the bear trotted up next to him and slowly bent down by his ear on the ground. His friend up in the tree, was shaking the whole thing, and he wasn't even the one about to get ate up! The bear whispered something into the "dead man's" ear's."Never travel with a friend who deserts you at the approach of danger." He looked up at the dumb traveler, shook his head, and walked away slowly.
The dumb traveler hurled down the tree and ran up to his friend. "Are you okay!?" his friend asked breathing hard. The "dead man" stood up and walked away without one word to his dumb friend.